Post by Runa on Sept 30, 2007 9:04:25 GMT -5
MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION
Big B: Welcome to another episode of Kaun Banega crorepati? Aaj hamare beech, prasiddh abhineta Salman Khan maujood hain. You look nice, Salman... fully dressed!"
Salman Khan: (Embarrassed)
"Thank you, thank you."
Big B: Who or what is the one and only plus-point of Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega?
a) Rani Mukherjee (when not comatose)
B) Salman Khan (in li'l or no clothes)
c) Preity Zinta (striking pretty poses)
d) Anu Malik (his songs are melodious)
SK: (Coughs) Answer is (a) Raniji.
Big B: Sahi jawaab! Rs.50 lakhs jeete hain aap.
Ab ek crore ke liye, pandrava sawaal... yeh raha...
Q: Who or what is responsible for the miserable mess called Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega?
a) Raj Kanwar's `over the top' direction
B) Salman's over-exposure
c) Shakti Kapoor's over-acting
d) G.O.K... God only knows
SK: (Perspiring) Guess kar raha hoon... Raj Kanwar?
Big B: Confident? Raj Kanwar ko lock kiya jaaye?
Audience: (Uproariously) Haan! Haan! Tihar jail mein lock karo aur woh bhi... permanently
Big B: Welcome to another episode of Kaun Banega crorepati? Aaj hamare beech, prasiddh abhineta Salman Khan maujood hain. You look nice, Salman... fully dressed!"
Salman Khan: (Embarrassed)
"Thank you, thank you."
Big B: Who or what is the one and only plus-point of Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega?
a) Rani Mukherjee (when not comatose)
B) Salman Khan (in li'l or no clothes)
c) Preity Zinta (striking pretty poses)
d) Anu Malik (his songs are melodious)
SK: (Coughs) Answer is (a) Raniji.
Big B: Sahi jawaab! Rs.50 lakhs jeete hain aap.
Ab ek crore ke liye, pandrava sawaal... yeh raha...
Q: Who or what is responsible for the miserable mess called Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega?
a) Raj Kanwar's `over the top' direction
B) Salman's over-exposure
c) Shakti Kapoor's over-acting
d) G.O.K... God only knows
SK: (Perspiring) Guess kar raha hoon... Raj Kanwar?
Big B: Confident? Raj Kanwar ko lock kiya jaaye?
Audience: (Uproariously) Haan! Haan! Tihar jail mein lock karo aur woh bhi... permanently
